Smoked cigars / Hated liberals and intellectuals and repeatedly made fun of them / Was watched by millions nationwide / Constantly made loud, offensive, ignorant and racist remarks / WAS A FICTIONAL HOLLYWOOD CREATION, ACTUALLY A LIBERAL IN REAL LIFE, AND WAS RIDICULED, LAUGHED AT, AND NOT TAKEN SERIOUSLY AT ALL.
Smokes cigars / Hates liberals and intellectuals and repeatedly makes fun of them / Is listened to by millions nationwide / Is loud and constantly makes offensive, ignorant, and racist remarks / IS REAL, TRULY A REACTIONARY CONSERVATIVE, AND IS TAKEN SERIOUSLY AND ACTUALLY FOLLOWED BY LIKE-MINDED FOOLS ALL ACROSS THE COUNTRY.
WTF?!?!? HOW DID WE REGRESS FROM THINKING ONE OF THESE BIGOTS WAS A JOKE 39 YEARS AGO TO SO MANY ACTUALLY BELIEVING IN AND FOLLOWING THIS MODERN BIGOT TODAY?!?!?